** Warning ** This post contains little if any meaningful information... it was written in a fit of nonsensical web-browsing after a long day!
In the words of... someone great (albeit dead)... "a rose by any other name would still..." mess your do!
What am I talking about? Oh come on now... it's happened to just about everyone, don't tell me you're an exception. You're walking through a city park or along the sidewalk adjacent to a tall building with high window ledges when all of a sudden... *plop* Something soft, wet & dirty just hit you.
Tonight I came across a little something in iTunes' App Store called Bomber Dove. It's not the most sophisticated gaming app out there but if you're bored and looking for something relatively mindless to kill time, it's an option.
Basic premise, you're standing under a tree with doves flying overhead dropping 'bombs' on you and you are armed with a semi-automatic.... slingshot! Take aim & shoot.
For some great ideas on cars that will help take care of your pigeon-poo problem check these out:
- Ford Sportka has a built in pigeon-poo detector... stops the problem before it happens
- 1997 Nissan Maxima helps avoid the pigeon-poo attacks of dirty bird and his squadron.
- Chevrolet Corsa: Now HERE's motivation to stop being a pedestrian
- A less expensive option, if you can't afford a new car... Red Bull also gives you wings!
Anyway, nothing substantial on this post really, but it IS related to doves right?! ...so there is a connection, right?! I know, I know.... I'm grasping for straws, but everyone's mind needs a little bit more useless information from time to time right? There you go, now you have today's dose. Have a great day y'all! thanks for checkin' in!